I'm driving to work this morning heading across the Dumbarton Bridge, a 3-lane highway with a posted speed limit of 55, meaning the average speed is about 70.

The SUV directly in front of me is weaving a bit. I notice that the dimwit driver is applying mascara (using her rear-view mirror, of course) as she is driving on said 3-lane highway going across said bridge.

Oh, but that's not all, sports fans.

I figure I want to get clear of this nit, and as I pass her I glance over ...

Not only is she applying mascara with her right hand, she is talking into a cell phone that she is holding in her left hand.

Not my idea of efficient multi-tasking.

I only hope that moron does not reproduce.