Dear fellow co-worker,

I know you are extremely excited about your pregnancy. I'm happy for you too, I really am. I know how long you have wanted this. But pregnancy does not mean you have the right to slack off. I'm tired of hearing you talk to everyone in the office for the first 3 hours of your shift every day about what is new with the baby, etc etc etc. Only to be followed by who knows how many personal calls of the same discussion. Now hang up the phone and get back to work. I'm sick of doing all your stuff. Argh!!