Dear Drivers on that certain 50 mile stretch of highway:

Why, why, why can't you at least get up to the speed limit and stay there? Why can't you, when conditions allow, even dare to go just a bit faster, since the posted limits are so very conservative on that stretch? If you don't want to at least go the limit, why, oh why, can't you at least use the slow vehicle turnouts to get the h*** out of the way so that people who want to do the limit actually can? That is a law, too, you know. (And, staters, why oh why can't you enforce THAT law?) And, on the few areas where there are actually two lanes, why can't you actually use the right lane to dawdle along? Why can't you obey the signs telling you to keep right except to pass? (Again, staters, why can't you enforce THAT posted law?). Why must you simply flank the other slower-than-legal, holding-up-others drivers and create a defacto barricade to keep normal, good-driving-record, safe drivers from going about their business enjoying their drives and getting the heck down the road? Oh, and by the way, why is it that it is so often you slower-than-legal drivers who are wandering all over your lanes, and even crossing both white and yellow lines? (Oh, and staters, again, where are you for these displays of either absent-minded or plain cr@ppy driving?).

Grrrrrrrr.