Quote Originally Posted by Xrayted View Post
I think I may need to wear my Utilikilt for this one.
As long as it isn't an Olive Original. Then we would match and that's creepy.

And the more drunk I get, the more Scottish I become. Which means at some point I'll be arrested for 'breach of the peace' - which is a Scottish crime involving being drunk and singing very loudly out of tune.
I understand this perfectly well. Have I ever mentioned that I am a descendant of moonshiners and hillbillies?

I'm not sure it would take something as drastic as haggis to make us socialists, we just would never refer to it as such.