You could always let me know where to meet you to take those pesky things off your hands

I didn't know they had lard in them. Lard wouldn't be the good kind of fat, would it? Just askin'....

I've always received mine pre-cooked so all you do is heat them up in the corn husk. You could serve it with beans, black beans aren't bad for you. And maybe a salad? I prefer green sauce if I have sauce but trust me, tamales can be darned good on their own too!!!