Quote Originally Posted by Deanna View Post
You forgot option D: Falling to the ground dramatically, getting up holding an "injured" body part, and telling them they better have good insurance as you call your lawyer.
LOL! I almost used this one recently (well, I guess I'd be calling myself...) A stock person in the local Whole Foods clobbered me with a door (I wasn't standing in front of it - he swung it way past "open" and seriously did knock me down). As I picked myself up off the floor, he said "you shouldn't have been standing there - didn't you see the sign, you idiot." Yes, the manager did get a call explaining the situation and suggesting that perhaps that employee needed a little more training in the personal skills department.

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