I'm an 8 to 9 hr drive from KG and LBTC. I have 2 big guest rooms and multiple potential tent sites on the lot, with an outdoor shower.

Martial arts/triathlon retreat. Could work. I think Knott would definitely need a sous chef. What's really cool is that I'm kinda sorta equadistant for the 4 of you. Of course I haven't heard anything from Knott. We could be volunteering her for something she may not want to do.