... and I am a Triathlon Addict.

I have a show coming up in April. I haven't even started preparing.

My laundry hasn't been done in 2 weeks (except for my bike/tri clothes).

My fridge has been empty for even longer.

I don't know where my mascara is, as I haven't worn makeup in a month.

My once-spotless cream colored carpet is covered with bike tracks, wood chips, beach sand and assorted coffee stains.

My taxes, which are normally done in January, are still sitting on my desk.

I have pink Accelerade stains all around my kitchen sink.

My car smells like chlorine.

My art journals remain unread, but I know every SKU number in the latest Colorado Cyclist catalog.

I used to be a politico, but now I only watch the weather report to see if I could plan my rides.

I daydream of red Orbeas and cute mechanics with narrow waists when I should be working.

I no longer care if I have goggle rings around my eyes and smell like pool chemicals.


So... is it time for a 12-step program?