On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Ten cogs for shifting
Nine lattes steaming
Eight ice baths melting
Seven lights a-blinking
Six Sports Massages
Five Golden Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels!

4 pairs of socks
3 Hammer Gels
2 Gatorskins
... and a tire lever in a baggie...