"I sang to my neighbour because I hate my family"

Now do yours:
>Pick the month you were born:
>January-----I kicked
>February----I loved
>March-------I smoked
>April-------I hugged
>May---------I choked on
>June--------I murdered
>July--------I did the Macarena with
>August------I had lunch with
>September---I danced with
>October-----I sang to
>November----I yelled at
>December----I ran over
>
>Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>1-------a birdbath
>2-------a monster
>3-------a phone
>4-------a fork
>5-------a Mexican
>6-------a gangster
>7-------my cell phone
>8-------my dog
>9-------my best friends' boy/girl friend
>10------my neighbor
>11------my science teacher
>12------a banana
>13------a fireman
>14------a stuffed animal
>15------a goat
>16------a pickle
>17------your mom
>18------a spoon
>19------myself
>20------a baseball bat
>21------a ninja
>22------Chuck Norris
>23------a noodle
>24------a squirrel
>25------a football player
>26------my sister
>27------my brother
>28------an ipod
>29------a permanent marker
>30------a llama
>31------A homeless guy
>
>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing today:
>White-------because I'm cool like that.
>Black-------because that's how I roll.
>Pink--------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
>Red---------because the voices told me to.
>Blue--------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
>Green-------because I hate myself.
>Purple------because I'm cool.
>Gray--------because I was drunk.
>Yellow------because someone offered me $1,000,000.
>Orange------because I hate my family.
>Brown-------because I was lost.
>Other-------because I'm a ninja.
>None--------because I can't control myself.
>
>Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line and
>forward to your friends. And don't forget to send it back to the
>person that sent it to you!
>