Froggie Went A' Courtin'

[HillSlugger]

Reminds me of the time I stopped for gas and found a bird in the grill of my car

And of the time my roommate's newt escaped from the aquarium and we found him months later, all dried up on the bathroom floor.

I once lost a newt that way, too. My mom found it all dried up under the baseboard heater in her room My mom is so that it didn't even freak her out. I kept that mummified newt for years, until it eventually started to grow fungus.