A forty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from the doctor and he says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old." The husband said, "What did he say about your 43-year-old a$$? "

"Your name never came up," she replied.

(insert rim-shot here)