Oh, man, beta, that SUCKS. I hope it's speedily resolved tomorrow.

Nanci, how did Dillbird "escape"? Isn't he the one-legged-and-that-leg-doesn't-work-so-well lame pigeon? Rascal!

Hairballs. Fact of life. The first time Ariel had one, I thought she was seizing. Imagine my surprise. I used to give them some vaseline like flavored stuff, but it didn't seem to make any difference. They just get them sometimes. I'm going to try the whipped cream. If they like it, that would be a nice treat for them.

Could somebody please send me a money order for $3,000, so I can get everything I want out of the Title 9 catelog?!? I think what I really want is the (fictional?) lives of their models. Well, yes, and the clothes, and shoes, and purses...