Dear So and So

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Dear sweaty guy on the stationary bike at the gym,

How/why do you sweat so much? Do you think that you could use your towel and try to catch that downpour before it becomes a puddle on the floor? Oh, and coughing up a lung while exercising is a big turn off to the other gym members, especially when you're spitting loogies into your towel every two minutes.

Signed,

Disgusted gym-goer