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    Contraptions

    The vibrating mascara has to be the best of the bunch.
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    It's all fun til someone loses an eye.
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    ya

    interesting way to lose an eye...

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    That's great!

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    I wonder who thought it would be a good idea to have a vibrating mascara wand?

    I liked the Kush boob thingy. I'm always worried that the girls don't look "natural" while I sleep....

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    Yes, I would totally have mascara all over my face if I tried to use that.

    Can someone with ample bosoms explain: are they uncomfortable when you're sleeping on your side? Or was this kush booby thing invented by a man who just couldn't bear the sight of his sex partner's breasts yielding to gravity as she slept?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ny biker View Post
    Or was this kush booby thing invented by a man who just couldn't bear the sight of his sex partner's breasts yielding to gravity as she slept?
    Yes.

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    Eh, I have a neurological tremor, I always have vibrating mascara!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aggie_Ama View Post
    Eh, I have a neurological tremor, I always have vibrating mascara!
    Oh damn, you just made me spew tea on my keyboard. LMAO!

    Zen, that was one of the funniest things I've ever watched, but that facial toner thing on QVC was SCARY!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by snapdragen View Post
    I wonder who thought it would be a good idea to have a vibrating mascara wand?
    That's nothing. I'm still trying to figure out who thought that a vibrating razor would be a good idea...
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    All I can say is YIKES

 

 

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