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  1. #1
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    Uncle Sam Wants Me

    I got a phone call today that went like this.

    Ms. Zen?

    Who's calling?

    This is Sgt. Hoss.

    (at this point I'm thinking State Police)

    Of?

    Of the U. S. Army.

    OOOHHH No!
    I've already done my time in the Army and you can't make me go back!

    He laughed and thanked me for my time.

    Has it gotten this bad that they're cold calling people?
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    More details! How did the conversation go? What did he ask you?
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    That was it.
    Short and sweet.
    And odd.
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    I am 5 feet tall and weigh just a little over 100 lbs - right about the time I was graduating from high school I started getting cold calls from the MARINES....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eden View Post
    I am 5 feet tall and weigh just a little over 100 lbs - right about the time I was graduating from high school I started getting cold calls from the MARINES....
    I don't know what requirements the Marines have but the Army will take anybody they can get
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    Quote Originally Posted by zencentury View Post
    I don't know what requirements the Marines have but the Army will take anybody they can get
    Actually, this is quite true! Now, you can get in without a high school diploma or GED. They even recruit former gangbangers......I know a few!
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    Quote Originally Posted by zencentury View Post
    I don't know what requirements the Marines have but the Army will take anybody they can get
    I always thought they had height requirements - but I don't see anything now (this was almost 20 years ago ) I guess they are getting pretty desparate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eden View Post
    I am 5 feet tall and weigh just a little over 100 lbs - right about the time I was graduating from high school I started getting cold calls from the MARINES....
    When I was in high school I thought about joining up... for about 5 minutes.

    But I sure would love to be able to do those one-handed decline pushups like Demi Moore in GI Jane

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    That's scary!

    I was in the army myself.....

    I certainly would not appreciate cold calls from a recruiter
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    Quote Originally Posted by zencentury View Post
    That was it.
    Short and sweet.
    And odd.
    Your reputation precedes you.

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    you could show them something of your picture collection
    Beth

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    Quote Originally Posted by zencentury View Post
    Has it gotten this bad
    Obviously it has if they are calling you
    If it's not one thing it's another

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    I received a call from the marines once because my name was referred to them by my boyfriend who was a former marine (I am not one but give him credit), who's name was referred to them from one of his marine buddies. I was kind enough to pass on a few more of my friend's names who were former marines.
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    Maybe they're short of accordion players.
    If it's not one thing it's another

 

 

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