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A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling, by Mark Twain:
For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.
Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.
Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
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02-21-2007, 09:51 AM #1
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For all you spelling/grammar police...
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02-21-2007, 12:17 PM #2
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... but we'd lose nuances of derivation. I *hate* it when I've lost my nuances of derivation, almost as much as I hate losing my keys...
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02-21-2007, 12:59 PM #3
Ooo, talk tri to me!
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Yes, that's much better!
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I'd rather be swimming...biking...running...and eating cheesecake...
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02-21-2007, 04:55 PM #4
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OUCH! Originally Posted by bouncybouncy
I think I just hurt something!2007 Seven ID8 - Bontrager InForm
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02-21-2007, 06:31 PM #5
"She's a little dense"
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I love it. Thanks for posting.
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02-22-2007, 09:49 AM #6
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Ahhhh! Where's my eye-bleach?!
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02-22-2007, 10:48 AM #7
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Aren't we actually close to being at this point, what with txtspk and l33t?
Or is that
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02-22-2007, 11:35 AM #8
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