Silly

[LBTC]

"I sang to my neighbour because I hate my family"

Now do yours:
>Pick the month you were born:
>January-----I kicked
>February----I loved
>March-------I smoked
>April-------I hugged
>May---------I choked on
>June--------I murdered
>July--------I did the Macarena with
>August------I had lunch with
>September---I danced with
>October-----I sang to
>November----I yelled at
>December----I ran over
>
>Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>1-------a birdbath
>2-------a monster
>3-------a phone
>4-------a fork
>5-------a Mexican
>6-------a gangster
>7-------my cell phone
>8-------my dog
>9-------my best friends' boy/girl friend
>10------my neighbor
>11------my science teacher
>12------a banana
>13------a fireman
>14------a stuffed animal
>15------a goat
>16------a pickle
>17------your mom
>18------a spoon
>19------myself
>20------a baseball bat
>21------a ninja
>22------Chuck Norris
>23------a noodle
>24------a squirrel
>25------a football player
>26------my sister
>27------my brother
>28------an ipod
>29------a permanent marker
>30------a llama
>31------A homeless guy
>
>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing today:
>White-------because I'm cool like that.
>Black-------because that's how I roll.
>Pink--------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
>Red---------because the voices told me to.
>Blue--------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
>Green-------because I hate myself.
>Purple------because I'm cool.
>Gray--------because I was drunk.
>Yellow------because someone offered me $1,000,000.
>Orange------because I hate my family.
>Brown-------because I was lost.
>Other-------because I'm a ninja.
>None--------because I can't control myself.
>
>Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line and
>forward to your friends. And don't forget to send it back to the
>person that sent it to you!
>

[Veronica]

I ran over your mom 'cause the voices told me to.

V.

[salsabike]

I yelled at a squirrel because I hate myself.


THAT is sad...

[Quillfred]

I yelled at a squirrel because I hate myself.


THAT is sad...

Oh, that IS too good.

I loved a fireWOman because the voices told me to....

I take the fifth....

[salsabike]

Oh, that IS too good.

I loved a fireWOman because the voices told me to....

I take the fifth....

Ha! Love it.

[suzieqtwa]

I yelled at a spoon ,cause Im cool like that.

[pyxichick]

I choked on a llama because I was drunk!

In a way it makes sense because I'd have to be drunk to eat llama, since I'm a vegetarian.

[snapdragen]

I smoked my dog because that's how I roll.

[bikerchick68]

I hugged my dog because I hate myself...

[light_sabe_r]

I smoked a fork because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

I like Light_Sab_r's best!

Mine was
I hugged my sister because I was drunk.
(I don't have a sister and don't drink!)

[LBTC]

light_sabr, you have the same birthday as the friend who sent this to me....and you're wearing the same colour today!

synchronicity?

~T~

[Aggie_Ama]

Well I have worn three different shirts today so:

I loved your mom because I'm cool like that.
I loved your mom because I'm a ninja.
I loved your mom because I hate myself. (I guess it depends on who I am talking to).

My husband wore two different shirts today:
I hugged a permanent marker because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
I hugged a permanent marker because I'm a ninja.

[Melstar]

I kicked a baseball bat because I can't control myself!!

[Kitsune06]

I ran over a Mexican, cuz that's how I roll.


...I feel bad now... =P Don't worry, Knot, I know how to do the Macerena, too. *pushes up glasses and snort-laughs*