Confession

[Zen]

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Parisi?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"


"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."


"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Volpe?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Joey Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"4 months vacation and five good leads."

[kelownagirl]

Lmao....

[HillSlugger]

I saw it coming way on down the road!

[Zen]

Well then, do you wanna hear the one about how latex gloves are made?

[HillSlugger]

Well then, do you wanna hear the one about how latex gloves are made?

Yeah!

[Zen]

OK, but I really like the other one better.


How Rubber Gloves Are Made

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous
so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked."No, I don't," she replied.
"Well,there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of
latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their
hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes
of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she
burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just thinking about how condoms are made!"

[snapdragen]

"I was just thinking about how condoms are made!"

I like that, I may have to steal it......

[mimitabby]

i already did.

[teigyr]

I have to say I told it to DH who was an altar boy. He laughed!!! I was an altar girl but we were Episcopalian and therefore allowed to be loose Or somethin' like that. We didn't have confession at any rate.

[Wahine]

Zen, those are great. Thanks for the laughs!!

[Running Mommy]

ahhh zen I needed those tonight!! ha ha ha

[Starfish]

Thanks for a good hearty LOL!!

[luv'nAustin]

Very funny! I sent it to all of my Catholic relatives. Thanks for sharing.

[solobiker]

thanks for the jokes they were funny!!

[glamgurl36]

hahahah