fighting the forces of evil that threaten the nation, armed with a magic belt giving me tremendous strength, bracelets that can stop any bullet, a tiara that can be thrown as a returning weapon and a unbreakable magic lasso that can force anyone to tell the truth
Oh wait....that's Wonder Woman.
I'm just an Administrative Assistant
and a single mom
"The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community." -- Ann Strong, Minneapolis Tribune, 1895