a compliment, I think

**spazzdog** · 07-17-2006, 06:51 PM

Axe me anything, axe me anywhere, just don't axe me late fer supper!

Kitsune06 · 07-17-2006, 06:53 PM

Huh. I'm not much of an axe murderer, but from time to time, I'm told "Nice Axe!" and... I'm not even carrying one.

In perpetual confusion,
Kitsune

**slinkedog** · 07-17-2006, 08:39 PM

[QUOTE=Lise]Well, there's "So I Married An Axe Murderer", with the ever-hilarious Mike Myers.

QUOTE]

One of my all-time faves!!

"WOMAN! Woooooh-MAN!"

**DirtDiva** · 07-18-2006, 02:41 AM

Well, AxeDiva was my first choice when I wanted to rename myself, but Jeff wouldn't let me have it.

**Crankin** · 07-18-2006, 08:43 AM

I am cutting and pasting the bike/gun pic and sending it to my son, USMC, former racer. I can already hear him laughing his @$$ off.

**Lenusik** · 07-18-2006, 11:21 AM

I will not participate in this discussion. I am afraid I'll give myself out.

**pkq** · 07-18-2006, 04:46 PM

Shotguns don't require the accuracy or swing of an axe.

Call me lazy........

**Lise** · 07-18-2006, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by pkq

Shotguns don't require the accuracy or swing of an axe.

Call me lazy........

No, I will not call you names if you've got that gun on ya!

I just want to know if it also functions as a set of aero bars. I mean, I will the tri if I scare everybody else off the course, but I still want to post a good time, right?

**spazzdog** · 07-19-2006, 09:50 AM

Well, the Gatling gun is not very aero dynamic.

I suppose you could mount a nice set of sawed off shotguns and lean out onto them... just don't do it if you've used them 'cause the barrels will be hot

**Dogmama** · 07-19-2006, 10:04 AM

My ex-husband seriously wanted me to carry a .357 when I road.

Just another reason why he is the "ex."

**Lise** · 07-19-2006, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by spazzdog

Well, the Gatling gun is not very aero dynamic.

I suppose you could mount a nice set of sawed off shotguns and lean out onto them... just don't do it if you've used them 'cause the barrels will be hot

See? This is why it's so important to talk to someone with experience before you mount guns to your handle bars.

I would've burned my forearms, and that would have slowed me down on the run portion! Drag!

**Trek420** · 07-19-2006, 06:02 PM

yeah but wouldn't the kick back when you fire knock you backwards?

I still want a paintball gun on my bike

**KnottedYet** · 07-19-2006, 06:08 PM

Yeah! you could paint-ball the crappy drivers with a particular color, then the cops could nail their buns for being rude to cyclists!

Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! ("ook", as the Librarian would say...) (sorry, getting obscure after one cheap beer)

**Lise** · 07-19-2006, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by Trek420

yeah but wouldn't the kick back when you fire knock you backwards?

Again, why it's so important to talk to those with experience first. How about a nice little dart gun? That would get the job done without the burning and kicking back!

**margo49** · 07-19-2006, 06:31 PM

The Japanese army used bicycles in WWII.
Took Singapore from the landward side as all the British were looking in absolutely the opposite direction to see them invading from the sea.

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