Yeah, side mount cages would work, sure, but they don't give me that Assos mentholated cream feeling in my chamois. I picked these out before I even brought the bike home. I saw them, squealed, and just knew they'd look poifect.
I can get by with plain old boring standard cages I just don't want to. I'm so stupidly vain that I'm half tempted to send my frame to Calfee to see if they can fix it. Actually, I'm tempted to see if there are any local carbon builders. Ha, right? But this is like, cycling central so who knows?
"True, but if you throw your panties into the middle of the peloton, someone's likely to get hurt."