Umm hello..I'm here to whinge..

I'd like to be a grammar grinch plus a spelling witch today & complain about both round here.

Can we learn to spell and check grammar please?

Please please do before i pop into small maple leafs, kiwis & kangaroos. I can assure you tis not a pretty sight & quite messy to clean up.

Muppet grammar grinch off & away..