Maillotpois and I were tossing snippets of conversation back and forth during Saturday's brevet. Of course, some insults were traded (only lovingly, of course). She thinks I'm lazy for not wanting to ride a 300k even through I think she's a wuss for not wanting to mountain bike with me. I told her that she could put on my headstone "Lazy and proud of it."

Later we talked about her 600k last year. Her headstone is going to say "Except for the [near death pulmonary] clots, I was in better shape."

What is your headstone going to say? Or better yet, what does your family think should be on your headstone?