Once in a while the brain of swiss cheese sparks an appropriate response to a comment.

At the gym today a woman on the elliptical next to me commented, to me, out of the blue, that my chest area " was "lopsided".


When I replied that I was uneven because I had had a mastectomy due to breast cancer, she sighed and said "well a padded bra would make you look better."

I replied that beauty doesn't need two breasts and put in my ear plugs.

sigh....