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  1. #16
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    May 2011
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    Quote Originally Posted by ny biker View Post
    I'm still stuck on "Queen Victoria" and "Principessa." Do these terms refer to the general hoohoo area, or something more specific?
    Apparently no one is going to let you know...I assume you are right with the "general "hoohoo" area.. I like it better than the Queen or Principessa thingy...
    Don't cross the river if you can swim the tide...

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  2. #17
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
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    No, I answered in an earlier post. It's just general Lady Bidness in your undies. Everyone has a silly name for it, that's just a couple of the ones I like.

    In other non-vagina/bajingo/hooha/Principessa/coochie related news, I rode 16 miles today! Woot!
    Last edited by Rebekah H; 07-11-2011 at 07:02 PM.

  3. #18
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
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    70
    A few things I learned today:

    *When the olde *** neighborhood crippled dog starts chasing you and you're scared she's going to bite you, two things:
    1. You're going too doggone slow. Literally.
    2. No matter how osteoperotic the dog, don't put on the brakes. Putting on the brakes will land you in a Jeff Foxworthy/Darwin Award category that you don't want to be in no matter what.

    *You can skip from doing five miles at a time to fifteen with no breaks if you have something to prove to your "I'm an awesome cyclist who hasn't ridden in over a decade" husband.

    *I can go twenty total miles in a day after only riding for a week!!!!!!

    *JayZ makes awesome riding music. Yes, ladies ARE pimps too, Jay. They certainly are.

    *It's nice when your husband meets you in the driveway waving his jersey so that you can have a finish line parade, no matter how paltry your new rider status. Super sweet.

    *Don't laugh at your husband when he doesn't see the mud while turning and eats the pavement. I know, I know. It's ALWAYS funny when someone bites it. Hell, America's Funniest Home Videos has had a 20 year run on that very premise (along with kids bonking daddy in the junk with a bat/golf club/baby bottle), but remember Karma. She has a long memory.

 

 

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