Try & limit them to one or two per post! Funny or not funny..

1-Leaving your glass on a rather wobbly cheap table beside your only laptop is not a good idea. Yes, you can drain the water out but it won't help A cheap keyboard that plugs into the laptop doesn't help much after the fact.

2-Panicking when trying to get into a multi storey car park is not a good idea. That crunch/scrape you hear can be fixed.