I was in the pool this morning doing my first pool workout in 4.5 years (yay me), and I was pondering very hard: what the crap does "kelownagirl" mean?!

Is it Kel-Own-A-Girl? Is it Kelowna-Girl?

More-so, what does everyone's name mean? Mine, Meg McKilty, is a name a friend made up to name his future bar. I will have a stained-glass portrait of me on the ceiling in a kilt and have happy hour drinks named after Scottish lore.
Btw, I am not Scottish; I just like kilts.