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  1. #1
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    Dear Employers

    Please can a really cool company phone me up later today offering me a great job that's close to home, pays well, offers lots of annual holiday for cycling trips, is incredibly interesting and also fulfilling.


    Dear Mightymitre

    Please can you pull your finger out, get your act together, get out there and go find that super job mentioned above.

  2. #2
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    Dear Person Spinning next to me:

    Ever heard of Beano?
    To train a dog, you must be more interesting than dirt.

    Trek Project One
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  3. #3
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    I love this thread! It makes me laugh!

    This is still my favorite, though I really like fixedgeargirl's Publishers Clearinghouse one alot, too.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dogmama
    Dear Person Spinning next to me:

    Ever heard of Beano?

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    Dear Dh,
    Even though you are a really great man and I will love you with all my heart to the day I die, COULD YOU PLEASE PICK UP YOUR SH*% AROUND THE HOUSE! Thanks!
    Your loving and wonderful wife!
    Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.
    > Remember to appreciate all the different people in your life!

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    Dear T-Ball Parent:

    We know your little angel is the next Derek Jeter and we know that it's essential that the major league scouts have access to his entire baseball record all the way back to when he first wrestled three teammates for the ball in right field. But, would you PLEASE give us 24 hours after your last game before you begin emailing about updating the team standings on the website?

    We also know that his grandmother will be absolutely mortified if she happens to see a grass stain on the knee of his uniform in his team pictures. But we just don't care.

    Signed,
    Youth Baseball Volunteer

  6. #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogmama
    Dear Person Spinning next to me:

    Ever heard of Beano?
    Dear Dogmama,

    Print this out and hang it on the person's spinning bike.

    http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?im...ate=2001-07-14
    Frends know gud humors when dey is hear it. ~ Da Crockydiles of ZZE.

  7. #7
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    Dear Bubba -

    Please stop SK.

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    Sarah

    When it's easy, ride hard; when it's hard, ride easy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SadieKate
    Dear Dogmama,

    Print this out and hang it on the person's spinning bike.

    http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?im...ate=2001-07-14

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    Dear Engrish enablers,

    I just spit on my monitor when I read "NO SMORKING IN BUILDING."

    Nanci
    ***********
    "...I'm like the cycling version of the guy in Flowers for Algernon." Mike Magnuson

  10. #10
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    Dear Nanci,

    You may want to clean that screen.

    http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?im...ate=2004-08-26

    SadieKate
    Frends know gud humors when dey is hear it. ~ Da Crockydiles of ZZE.

  11. #11
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    LOL

    Poor Dogmama.

    V

  12. #12
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    Question Non-native confused?

    Dear Person Spinning next to me - ever heard of Beano:
    Erm - what's Beano?

  13. #13
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    Well you know the effect beans have on most people? Beano keeps that from happening.

    V.

  14. #14
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    Dear Friendly Strangers,

    Thank you first to the woman who pulled over to see if I was okay out there on Barton Springs Road. I was just sitting on the ground changing my lenses, but you pulled over in front of me, backed up, then looked through your rear window giving me a thumbs up to ask if I was okay. I was. I'm still glad you stopped.

    And thanks to the two cars and the runner who stopped to check on me while I fumbled around fixing my flat tire (why is it always on the rear?). I haven't had many flats in my life, and I've usually had an eager guy around to change the ones I have had, so I'm not too quick with the procedure. I could have gotten help from the runner guy, but knew I needed to figure out how to get the bead seated for my ownself. Thanks to all of you.

    However...now for the four cyclists who rode on by while I fixed the flat, I'm frankly a little disappointed. A simple "Got everything you need?" would have been nice. Oh well, just makes me resolved to make sure I extend that kindness to every flatted-out, mechanical-experiencing cyclist I encounter. Especially the cute ones .

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    Dear Giant Kamikazi Squirrel,

    Thank you for stopping when you turned around and tried to run in front of my wheel a 2nd time. I already knew you were fast when I missed you the first time. Was it my screech of fear that made you stop or the wheel a quarter inch from your face?

    Tell you what, I'll tell everybody how fast you are if you'll agree not to try that manuever again. That shot of adrenaline lasted me quite a while today.

    SK
    Frends know gud humors when dey is hear it. ~ Da Crockydiles of ZZE.

 

 

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