I want to ride to work but work is too far
Worse I have to sit on bus,watching cute guys ride by
No chats at the lights about what new cycle to buy
I dont own a car
so cant to get the races on saturday
My paycheck doesnt have enough pay
For the carbon fibre cycles even on sale
their asking price is beyond the pale
My shorts look like a sausage skin
The chamois too cheap and digs right in
Why doesnt orbea have bike I can afford?
How long will this last ,oh lord
my cycling lust
my tires gone bust
and Im too frail to go on the big weekend ride today
I used to think my thighs were large now they are too small
To ride in the races(5 km), ride home( 20 km) and ride there( 20km), at all!
Ive got the new rider blues...