Welcome to the board Jen - I LOVED your ID!.....just gave me the giggles!....so remember how we used to sneak up behind the boys and put our foot on the back tire and Pop those bikes with the banana seats?? and cards in the spokes???
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: "Yeah Baby! What a Ride!"