Dear So and So

[redrhodie]

Dear Twiggy,

Why must you use the litter box every time I have company over? I appreciate that you are so comfortable with your bodily functions, but really, it's unladylike to stink up the whole house like that. How embarrassing.

[Tuckervill]

Dear Lucy Doofus. Please stop staring at the visiting cat. She's going hoarse from growling at you. When are you going to get a clue?

Cat Sitter

[lph]

I appreciate that you are so comfortable with your bodily functions

*snort*

[lph]

Dear whoever:

I don't know what happened, but THANK YOU!

For the weather, for my luck, for smoothing out the bumps, even them huge ones, for being able to go kayaking with my dh on silkysmooth water before work yesterday morning , and rock climbing the same afternoon in golden afternoon sun, for just making life simple and sweet. For friends who are glad to see me, and old friends become new.

For as long as it lasts, I'm grateful

[SadieKate]

Dear Fate:

It is not funny to kill the transmission in my Bike/Fish Mobile when my husband is trying to get back from his mom's house to rejoin the last day of his male-bonding fishing trip. He's spent the last couple days dealing with an obstinate selfish aging mother while missing a couple of days from a 25+ yr old annual ritual with friends he only sees once a year because this family meeting just had to be scheduled this week instead of next. So it's 4 pm in Pocahello* on a Friday. Could you have made it any closer to the weekend? Or ruined anymore of his very special trip?

SK

*No insult intended to residents of southeastern Idaho. I love it there. Except when the car dies and home is 600 miles away and he has a friend with him he has to get home.

[SadieKate]

Dear Fate:

One last thing that I forgot. Did you have to send his credit card on an unchaperoned shopping spree in Ohio?

I'm not sure this is going to go down as one of his better vacations. Memorable, but not better.

~SK

[cylegoddess]

Dear fate,

Its bad enough that I am struggling with school and ADD, Chronic fatigue and dealing with emotional abuse therapy( for me); but did you have to steer me into buying a plane ticket for wrong date I cannot cancel, a big hole I cut into my new ran cycling pants when opening the parcel and the shoe that fell at work and cut my face? Also, my psycho mom is stalking me on facebook and writing cruel and odd comments, what is with that?
Im very happy you sent that nice man to help fix that flat, and that the bike shop was two blocks . Also that my new friend just happened to be walking home from her ( flooded ) work today by chance.
Please , please let me study in peace. I think I may even start to retain some knowledge. Please let counseling go ok, without too much crying.
I really would be so happy if the run pf bad luck could just stop and nice things happen, please?
love,
cycle goddes

[redrhodie]

Dear CG,

A big hug. Keep looking out for the good things. That's the key. Suddenly, you'll realize you have a lot to be happy about.

RR

[Grits]

Dear fellow volunteer,

Why do you agree to take on a job and then do not do what you have volunteered to do? I guess you just don't like to tell people no, but then when you do not do the job, it causes more difficulties than if you had just said no to begin with. Then we could have found someone else who actually would do what they had signed up for! Now there is no time to find anyone else. I am in the uncomfortable position of having to nag you like I'm your mother instead of a fellow volunteer, or else just doing the blasted thing myself.

[NbyNW]

Dear obnoxious teenagers in the big honkin' pickup truck with the big honkin' trailer,

Did you really need to follow me for 140 km on the freeway, alternatively tailgating me and cutting me off, and driving at dangerously high speeds to catch up to me again when I left you behind after you stopped for gas?

The crude signs in your window also defy explanation.

Please get a job. Or go to school. Or find some way to stop wasting the valuable resources that have been given to you. And try not to kill anyone in the process.

Thanks.
NbyNW

[bmccasland]

Dear Herald,
I know you don't feel good, but you need to eat, and you have to let me give you your insulin shot. Food + shot, they go together. We can get your blood surar stablized, then you'll feel better, and hopefully your neuropathy will improve. Or are you telling me you really don't feel good, you're tired, and we need to make one final trip to the vet?

[OakLeaf]

(((((((((Beth & Herald))))))))

[tulip]

Dear Bumpkin,
Have a wonderful trip! I miss you!
-tulip

[crazycanuck]

Dear Rescue Workers in Sumatra(and Samoa) & good thoughts,

Can you please work a miracle & find my co-workers relatives alive?? Please??

Dear Earthquakes & Tsunamis,

Umm, do you mind? I think Sumatra, Banda Aceh & other areas of the Pacific have had enough. No more for the year please. Thank you though for doing this AFTER Ramadan, my co-worker appreciated it.

Dear RAAF & RNZAF-thank you for being quick of the mark & getting supplies in ASAP.

[bmccasland]

Dear Rescue Workers in Sumatra(and Samoa) & good thoughts,

Can you please work a miracle & find my co-workers relatives alive?? Please??

Dear Earthquakes & Tsunamis,

Umm, do you mind? I think Sumatra, Banda Aceh & other areas of the Pacific have had enough. No more for the year please. Thank you though for doing this AFTER Ramadan, my co-worker appreciated it.

Dear RAAF & RNZAF-thank you for being quick of the mark & getting supplies in ASAP.

We on the Gulf coast of the US have breathed a sigh of relief that we escaped a year without hurricanes. I certainly feel for those in the Pacific islands effected by the recent tsunamis. Rogue waves are nasty things.

Many thanks to the rescue and relief workers that are working to get there quickly. And will continue to work hard and methodically to help out, rescue, clean up, and rebuild.