Why am I being associated with these shoes? I need the ones with a corkscrew, not a bottle opener.

Or, are you saying I could lure in a man with a spare set? (But I _love_ my BF!!) (Although he _is_ a beer drinker, but only a Teva-wearer, not a flip-flop kind of guy).

I haven't checked out WOOT this morning, though, or WOOT Wine. I refreshed them all at home, but then didn't look...