A friend's grandma hit a 10 year old girl on a bike and didn't stop. She drove home, and then called a daughter all upset because she thought something had happened when she was driving but couldn't figure out what.
The daughter did a court appearance and took guardianship of her mom and the whole works. Took away the car. Moved her into a nursing home shortly after.
She took the whole thing very seriously.
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