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Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like To Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay of the furniture. (That's why it's called "furniture")

3.I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4.To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doen't speak clearly.

Remember: Dogs and Cats are better than kids because they:

a. eat less (unless you have a Lab or Great Dane)
b. don't ask for money all the time
c. are easier to train
d. usually come when called
e. never drive your car
f. don't hang out with drug using friends
g. don't smoke or drink
h. don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions
i. don't wear your clothes
j. don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and
k. if they get pregnant, you can sell the children

I look forward to finding a funky doggie at the animal shelter...