another VERY embarrassing question

**salsabike** · 07-20-2006, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by Nanci

Queefing and quaffing don't mix!!

Luckily I didn't actually have the water in my mouth yet when I read this one. I'm gonna keep a count of how many times Nanci makes me spit out something when I read her posts, and send her some kind of prize. Although some others of you are not far behind Nanci in this contest.

I think queefing is a great word. Who knew?

**tulip** · 07-20-2006, 03:30 PM

queefing...what else can I say? Thanks for making me chuckle!

**Eden** · 07-20-2006, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Nanci

Queefing and quaffing don't mix!!

eh, er too much quaffing may lead to queefing....

**Nanci** · 07-20-2006, 03:55 PM

If you quaff enough, who cares if you queefe as long as you don't disturb your quiff?

**kelownagirl** · 07-20-2006, 04:46 PM

Rotflmqo....

**WrensMom** · 07-20-2006, 05:04 PM

yer quilling me, Nanci

**BleeckerSt_Girl** · 07-20-2006, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by Nanci

If you quaff enough, who cares if you queefe as long as you don't disturb your quiff?

Too much queefing can disturb your nether coiffe. At that point you might consider a comb-over and a dab of Brylcreem on your chamois.

**cherinyc** · 07-21-2006, 06:04 AM

that urbandictionary.com is something else - do you think the part about the southern women and the queef parties is true? i just don't know.
BTW i am glad i was able to start a thread that would bring so much joy (and education) to so many.
why is it that such perfectly....normal?....bodily functions - have the ability to cause SOOOOOO much embarassment.

on another note - i wish there were women- like you all- geographically nearby. i moved to Princeton, NJ last October and haven't really made too many friends. it's mostly older families with kids around here. i am going to try to get involved with some group rides - to hopefully meet more people with common interests, but.....no guarantees there either.

**mimitabby** · 07-21-2006, 06:09 AM

Originally Posted by cherinyc

on another note - i wish there were women- like you all- geographically nearby. i moved to Princeton, NJ last October and haven't really made too many friends. it's mostly older families with kids around here. i am going to try to get involved with some group rides - to hopefully meet more people with common interests, but.....no guarantees there either.

Cheri,
believe it or not, I have the same problem. My best buddy moved out of state.
I just went to college and got a degree and didn't make a single real friend
I was quite disappointed.
So I guess a lot of us come here to get the camaraderie that one would expect from girlfriends. I come here as well for advice from women, which my dear husband cannot give; as much as he'd like to. At first it bothered him that i was getting advice from unknown women instead of from him, but now he knows that there are some things I just don't think he's qualified to help with.

**cherinyc** · 07-21-2006, 06:37 AM

thanks mimitabby for saying so - sometimes I feel like I am the only woman alive who doesn't have a bunch of close friends to hang out with. my bf does the best he can - but especially when he works a lot - it can get pretty lonely.

**mimitabby** · 07-21-2006, 06:40 AM

nope, there are at least 2 of us.

**Denise223** · 07-21-2006, 06:51 AM

You can make that three

!

I'm grateful for being able to "talk" with you ladies!

**tulip** · 07-21-2006, 07:06 AM

Originally Posted by cherinyc

on another note - i wish there were women- like you all- geographically nearby. i moved to Princeton, NJ last October and haven't really made too many friends. it's mostly older families with kids around here. i am going to try to get involved with some group rides - to hopefully meet more people with common interests, but.....no guarantees there either.

I was born in Princeton...but that was a long time ago! My sister-in-law lives there, but she does not ride and she has two kids...

I occassionally find myself in Princeton on a family visit, and would LOVE to escape on a bike ride! I'll let you know and we can go for a ride, maybe, if you feel like it. I promise not to bring up queefing! I'll be there in August for a baptism...I may just try to arrange an escape of a couple of hours.

I am likely older than you, but I can still ride a bike pretty good!

**cherinyc** · 07-21-2006, 07:53 AM

[QUOTE=tulip]I was born in Princeton...but that was a long time ago! My sister-in-law lives there, but she does not ride and she has two kids...
QUOTE]

I think most women here are someone's sister-in-law and has kids - very few people without kids in Princeton.
Def let me know when you plan on coming into NJ. As far as the age thing - I am 31 - and I am probably slower than the 70 yr olds riding out there.

Can you believe this whole "queef" mention has even jumped to a different thread? It's like an epidemic.

**Geonz** · 07-21-2006, 08:19 AM

Queefing happens...

And how many people would be jumping to Google (perhaps after their OED) if that bumper sticker got out there?

We could put them on *other* peoples' cars, after all.

The enlightenment!

How long before it would be legal in Scrabble, now THAT's what's important. Consider the conversations around the retirement homes... "Yes, it *is* a word! No, I'm not going to demonstrate!"

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