Queefing and quaffing don't mix!!
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07-20-2006, 01:38 PM #1
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I apologize ahead of time, I can't hep myself!!
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07-20-2006, 02:20 PM #2
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my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. thanks nanci
Originally Posted by Nanci
"Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it." – William C. Durant
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07-20-2006, 02:53 PM #3
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A good site to reference:
http://www.urbandictionary.com
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It's the ache in your lungs and the burning in your legs and the voice inside that yells "CAN'T".
But you don't listen. You just push harder.
And then you hear the voice whisper "CAN".
And you discover that the person you thought you were is no match for the one you really are.
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07-20-2006, 02:57 PM #4
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i frequent urban dictionary.
spent an afternoon looking up weird things. some of the comments are good others you gotta wonder where these people get this stuff from."Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it." – William C. Durant
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07-20-2006, 03:25 PM #5
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Luckily I didn't actually have the water in my mouth yet when I read this one. I'm gonna keep a count of how many times Nanci makes me spit out something when I read her posts, and send her some kind of prize. Although some others of you are not far behind Nanci in this contest. Originally Posted by Nanci
I think queefing is a great word. Who knew?
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07-20-2006, 03:30 PM #6
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queefing...what else can I say? Thanks for making me chuckle!
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07-20-2006, 03:32 PM #7
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eh, er too much quaffing may lead to queefing.... Originally Posted by Nanci
"Sharing the road means getting along, not getting ahead" - 1994 Washington State Driver's Guide
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07-20-2006, 03:55 PM #8
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If you quaff enough, who cares if you queefe as long as you don't disturb your quiff?
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07-20-2006, 04:46 PM #9
What's next? A half iron?
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Rotflmqo....
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07-20-2006, 05:04 PM #10
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yer quilling me, Nanci
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07-20-2006, 05:06 PM #11
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Too much queefing can disturb your nether coiffe. At that point you might consider a comb-over and a dab of Brylcreem on your chamois. Originally Posted by Nanci
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07-21-2006, 06:04 AM #12
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that urbandictionary.com is something else - do you think the part about the southern women and the queef parties is true? i just don't know.
BTW i am glad i was able to start a thread that would bring so much joy (and education) to so many.
why is it that such perfectly....normal?....bodily functions - have the ability to cause SOOOOOO much embarassment.
on another note - i wish there were women- like you all- geographically nearby. i moved to Princeton, NJ last October and haven't really made too many friends. it's mostly older families with kids around here. i am going to try to get involved with some group rides - to hopefully meet more people with common interests, but.....no guarantees there either.
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07-21-2006, 06:09 AM #13
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Cheri, Originally Posted by cherinyc
believe it or not, I have the same problem. My best buddy moved out of state.
I just went to college and got a degree and didn't make a single real friend
I was quite disappointed.
So I guess a lot of us come here to get the camaraderie that one would expect from girlfriends. I come here as well for advice from women, which my dear husband cannot give; as much as he'd like to. At first it bothered him that i was getting advice from unknown women instead of from him, but now he knows that there are some things I just don't think he's qualified to help with.
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07-21-2006, 06:37 AM #14
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thanks mimitabby for saying so - sometimes I feel like I am the only woman alive who doesn't have a bunch of close friends to hang out with. my bf does the best he can - but especially when he works a lot - it can get pretty lonely.
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07-21-2006, 07:06 AM #15
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I was born in Princeton...but that was a long time ago! My sister-in-law lives there, but she does not ride and she has two kids... Originally Posted by cherinyc
I occassionally find myself in Princeton on a family visit, and would LOVE to escape on a bike ride! I'll let you know and we can go for a ride, maybe, if you feel like it. I promise not to bring up queefing! I'll be there in August for a baptism...I may just try to arrange an escape of a couple of hours.
I am likely older than you, but I can still ride a bike pretty good!
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