Dear, sweet GF,

I realize I told you I knew the best way to get anyone into any hobby was to give them the best of one's own stuff and let them have fun...

And I realize I said your bike was sort of a POS, while mine feels like a modern miracle to behold, and somehow manages to coast uphill, defying gravity at times...

but I've put lots of time and money into your bike, so now it works and rides at least as well as mine...

so can I please have my bike back when we ride together?

Love,
Kitsu