Dear Contractor,

It's me again.

Even though I in general really like you and know you do good work, I think that for the duration of the project, I'm pretty much going to hate you. Okay? Hope that's not too big a problem.

WOULD YOU PLEASE GET A MOVE ON? THERE'S A BIG FREAKING HOLE IN MY YARD. I'D LIKE TO GET IT FILLED BEFORE SOMEONE FALLS IN AND SUES ME.

Thank you.