Originally Posted by KnottedYet
Dear BOOBS!
I always kidded that when I grew old and y'all dried up that I'd end up having to roll you puppies up to put you in a bra.. not too sure THAT was a joke at this point.
Signed
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07-10-2006, 06:00 AM #1
NightMare9761
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Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches
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07-10-2006, 06:59 AM #2
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Dear Boob Complainers,
I had a pt last week (young, actually mom of a pt- 30ish?) who wants to have a boob job because she and her sister accuse eachother of having Ubangi Warrior Boobs! Nice mental image...***********
"...I'm like the cycling version of the guy in Flowers for Algernon." Mike Magnuson
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07-10-2006, 07:26 AM #3
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LOL, even as much as I don't care for them hangin so low, I was quite terrified when I thought I might lose one a few years ago when I found my first thankfully benign lump. Originally Posted by Nanci
I have lumps in the right one now and they believe they're the same.
Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches
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07-10-2006, 07:21 AM #4
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Dear You know who you are,
I don't know why you thought you had to be such an @$$ at the ride the other day.
Generally when someone says good morning or speaks to you the polite thing is to respond in kind. Don't say you were tired, you were speaking to everyone else quite coherently. And yeah, after the first slight it felt sooooo good for this fat @$$ on a hybrid to pass your SEVEN a 20+ mph even if it were only for a few moments.
I don't know what crawled up yours but I didn't know guys could get ragtime!
I know I left breakfast ahead of the rest of the group, (knew none of you would be riding with me anyways) but did you REALLY have to take the SHORTCUT to pass me so I wouldn't beat you all to the next gathering point?? I was soooo close. That's ok! I got the best revenge, I FINISHED MY CENTURY and all you got was 41 miles because you didn't even finish the full ride much less ride the 25 miles to and from.
I hope you're in a better mood next time I see you and BTW, I don't forget a slight.. You really don't want to PIZZ me off anymore... you don't want to see me angry, I can be a real NIGHTMARE!
Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches
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07-10-2006, 07:33 AM #5
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Oh, I do hope "you know who you are" knows what you did! Originally Posted by mary9761
And they aren't hot flashes. They're power surges!
Pooks
“Hey, clearly failure doesn’t deter me!”
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07-10-2006, 07:50 AM #6
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Originally Posted by mary9761
That's ok! I got the best revenge, I FINISHED MY CENTURY and all you got was 41 miles because you didn't even finish the full ride much less ride the 25 miles to and from.
Oh HE DOES!!! I will remind him too next time I see him! Originally Posted by pooks
They are INDEED power surges at times, it's amazing what a little bit of GRRRRRR can do to help with that 80 mile mark and you're starting to fade. Of course not even that will do it sometimes if you're truly TOAST.Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches
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07-12-2006, 05:53 AM #7
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Dear Nike -
Dear Nike,
Ever thought about selling Nike cycling gear at a Nike store? It could work. Why don't you give that a try?
Sincerely,
A cyclist who regularly shops Nike stores
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07-12-2006, 06:18 AM #8
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Dear Athletic Apparel Manufacturers who cater to women,
Size 12 is not an XL.
Size 14 is not an XL.
Size 16 is not an XL.
According to LLBean, major manufacturer of outdoorwear, 18-20 is an XL.
Believe it or not, size 12 chicks don't like ordering XL any more than real XL chicks like getting left out in the cold.
Thank you,
Pooks
“Hey, clearly failure doesn’t deter me!”
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07-12-2006, 08:16 AM #9
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Dear Pooks,
YES!!!!! What is up with the random sizing in the cycling world?
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Bethro
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07-14-2006, 07:47 PM #10
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Dear two month old red Cannondale R700
I'm so very sorry for not being more careful when I propped you up against my back railing tonight. I was in a hurry to get to my group ride and I didn't see you sliding down while I was locking the door. Believe me when I say that it hurt me more than it hurt you when I saw that you got a half-inch dent in your top tube. I had to hold back the tears.
I understand that you were still smarting from that blow when two hours later you dumped me off at a stop sign in front of fifteen other riders whom I barely know, and left me with a bloody knee.
I hope this means we're even now and we can resume our happy relationship.
Sincerely,
Kate
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07-15-2006, 03:49 PM #11
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Dear Little old lady in the big buick,
When I have already taken the left turn lane, you do not have the right to cut in front of me. You are fortunate that I am a nice person who does not call old ladies 'idiots' and kick their fenders.
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