Work in progress
Just thought I'd share the collection so far. Nobody said I had a totally lame-O idea so I'm going with it. Prizes will be Jelly Belly stuff and Scharffen Berger chocolate to cement in the newbies heads that I am the sole person out in Kahlifornia and don't be looking for me in the main Scottsdale office.
Obviously, I'm going to have to weed out a few. I think I need 12 pairings to have a few extra. (I think I also need to verify a few that were written down from memory).
1)The Princess Bride
It’s inconceivable.
As you wish.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
2) Blazing Saddles
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.
Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
Telegram for Mongo!
If you shoot him, you’ll make him mad.
Mongo like Sheriff Bart.
3) Kermit the Frog
It's Not Easy Bein Green
Someday we'll find it, that rainbow connection, the lovers the dreamers and me.
Time's fun when you're having flies.
4) Austin Powers’ movies
Yeah, baby, yeah
It's Dr. Evil.
5) History of the World, Part II
It’s good to be the King
It’s Count de Monnaie (Count-da-Money)
It’s the Inquisition, what a show. It’s the Inquisition, here we go.
Piss Boy, Oh Piss Boy
6) Dirty Harry
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?"
You've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
7) Star Wars
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
Fear is the path to the Dark Side.
8) Mae West
Come up and see me sometime, big boy
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
9) Bogie movies
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Round up the usual suspects.
10) Forest Gump
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle.
11) The Godfather
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
12) The Terminator
I'll be back.
Hasta la vista, baby.
13) The Wizard of Oz
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
There's no place like home.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
We're off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
You'll find he is a whiz of a Wiz! If ever a Wiz! there was.
We represent the Lullaby League, The Lullaby League, The Lullaby League
14) Willy Wonka
I’ve got a golden ticket.
It happens every time, they all become blueberries.
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO / I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
15) Peter Pan
16) The Pirates of the Caribbean
They're more like guidelines, anyway.
17) Top Gun
Son, your ego is writing checks your body can’t cash.
I feel the need - the need for speed!
18) Cool Hand Luke
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
19) James Bond movies
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
My name is ***** Galore.
20) Young Frankenstein
No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen."
No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
Do you mean to tell me that I put an abnormal brain into an 8 foot tall, 300 pound, GORILLA?!!!
21) Spaceballs
May the schwartz be with you!
WHAT? You went over my helmet?
Last edited by SadieKate; 07-07-2006 at 02:21 PM.
Frends know gud humors when dey is hear it. ~ Da Crockydiles of ZZE.