Grog-

I live with a hammerhead. We were watching some tape of Bike Florida, the 10-day tour, and I'm like, oh that looks like so much fun and he's like, you couldn't pay me to go on that...

I say "That's because you don't _like_ riding a bike! It's just a means to an end. You like competing in TRIATHLONS."

Don't you hate it when people say "Tri-ath-a-lon?'