My co-workers think I'm nuts because I'm sitting at my desk snickering over Schmalz. The visual of McEwen jumping out of Thor's pocket to win the stage had me about falling out of my chair. I'll have to watch for that this evening on OLN. Dumb question of the day, I should probably know the answer to this: Who is this "Toto" that Schmalz keeps looking for?

Which reminds me: My hat (bike helmet?) is off to Knotted and everyone else who doesn't have a tv at home. Tell me your secret so I can wean myself from mine, please!