Forgive me, Beer Gods, for I have sinned....

I dumped an O'Doul's (non alchohol) into the dregs of my glorious Red Hook ESB to make it last longer. (there's a very important reason I only buy ONE bottle of real beer at a time. sometimes I forget why. not good.)

I won't do it again, I promise. Sort of.

O'Doul's is pretty sad. Does anyone know a fake beer that tastes good? Preferably a red/bitter? The closest I've found is Kaliber by Bass, but that's on the pale side, too.

I worked for a while at Sparrow (the hospital with all the twins). Pretty cool to hear news of it after all these years.