I drive a suburban, too! It costs over $80 to fill up my tank and I have to fill up about every 5 days!

I NEED to commute to work! haha!
At the risk of sounding callous ... wah!

Come on now. Unless your job happens to involve hauling large furniture, you don't need to drive a suburban to work. You choose to do so. Get a commute car and be done with it. You can even keep the beast around for weekend use.

Granted, I don't know you, so maybe you do have a legit purpose for driving such a beast every day ... but few do. Recognize that it's a decision you made.

I drive a performance car and pay for premium gas, but at least I recognize that it's a choice I made, not some kind of global conspiracy.