oooh, that's like my old favorite about the dandily dressed queen taking the bus. Gay guy is wearing a tux, spats, carrying a silver-knobbed cane ... veeery formal! Bus driver heckles him by stopping for the pickup with the door blocked by a sign pole, ignoring his buzz on the stop request button and stopping 2 blocks late, then calling out "Hey! Fairy Godmother! Here's where you get off!" Gay guy calmly walks up to the front of the bus and, as he disembarks, knocks the bus driver on the head with his silver-knobbed cane and says sweetly, "Turn to sh*t."