I want a sleek light road bike that sucks up the road bumps. Not sure if that's a titanium frame or steel with some carbon. I need to do some test riding. Campy components.

I also want a cyclocross bike so I can do solo point-to-point hikes and use the bike for the car spot. It needs to handle gravel roads with aplomb and asphault with speed. It has to look like a junker so I'm willing to lock it to a tree in the woods for a day or two. I also need a secure container to lock to the same tree to hold my bike shoes and helmet while I hike, or my hiking gear, boots, and trail tools while I'm riding.