Regarding acronyms: My DGF (dear girlfriend) doesn't like the term "wife", so in deference to her I'll stick with GF or SO.

DD - dear dog! That's great! Of course here it's dear dachshund. Then there's DC, dang cat! The cat belongs to the GF, so you get the picture. After 10 years the cat has finally decided to like me. I'm not sure how I feel about this. He sits on my lap every morning while I sip coffee and browse the internet. Gets cat fur in my trackball.

This is so much more fun than working.

Regarding food:
I'll have to try Cliff bars again. Aren't the Luna bars gooey?? And what is GU? I haven't gotten this far in my research.