Oh please please Liv, there MUST be some incredibly strange japanese version of gorp you can turn us on to. Don't the locals have some mix of sorba noodles and gummy Hello Kitty stuff? Fig newtons are the standard, but shouldn't you be trying seaweed cookies just to be culturaly well rounded?
I'll bet it's pop tarts with beer- I so know the guys that swear by that.

Miss Liz