Do these Zoics make my b*tt look fat?

[Trek420]

The life changing capris arrived yesterday on the second bounce, so TE won the race of getting them to the customer first. Also note to the consumer, with TE I think there is a return shipping label included if you need to send them back, with Zoic I paid Still working that out with them, ahem.

The zipper works! Yeah. *\o/* *\o/* *\o/* should have the first time.

Insert Capris review here: love the idea of pockets but, since they are on the thighs which are in motion on a bike couldja make 'em looser? I may test ride these today but even on a walk with the dog keys in the pocket were tight.

Speaking of tight, we're cyclists, we've got legs, thighs are kinda tight especially near the knees.

Knote to Knotted-they're gonna shrink?! eek

Now about this low-rise thang. Yes, the waist is kinda low and I'm not sure gorgeous hotties or anyone wants to see *that* but my options include:

get one of those cool base-of-the-spine tats

wear Velo Girls vest, it's is a little long. should provide coverage

wearing Zoics to work on days I spin and get spin bike in the back of the class

take up plumbing.